Actually, that song is by The Outfield and sports one of the better music videos of its time.

When will they finally release Dan in Real Life 2?!?!?!

Gentle Herpes: "And that, children, is how Grandpa got his name."

Yeah, what the shit is with this shit? Shit, this shit is the shittiest.

@avclub-efe3192d78a1ce56ee8080149d5de969:disqus That will be the first worthwhile thing you've done in about 20 years.

Aw shucks, you have quite the ear for corny jokes, don't you?

I guess I just meant in terms of the suddenness of the swapping between the different samples and the extreme juxtaposition between different parts. Yes, the samples themselves are vastly different than anything on Yeezus, but I think the way they are jammed together is very similar. That said, I think it works great…

Also, great job Google for that cutesy doodle, great job Facebook for the awesome new news feed, great job Michael Bay for all the 'splosions…

Weird. Just weird.

I got a free SOA t-shirt given to me as a semi-gag gift. I wear it, usually when I am reaching the end of a laundry cycle. Anytime I end up wearing it in public when meeting new people I always wonder what they must think of me: "Dang, that guy must really like Sons of Anarchy."

YOU

As a resident of Portland, I don't have fluoride in my drinking water…

Ever notice how people with penises above their vaginas dance like this, while people with vaginas north of their penises dance like this?

Well maybe he's still waiting for that blumpkin before he gets started.

Argh, I've been so frustrated with everything he's made since Eminem Show, which in itself was about 50% good.

Is it going to be anything like Marshall Mathers 1? Because then I am interested.

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus I have particular love for the first film since I saw it at the dollar theater and we were the only people there, which led to us trying out our dance moves in the aisles.

Thank you, @avclub-bdd1b613ee6fcac7694cf648430358ce:disqus .

Woohoo! Pearl Jam at the Moda Center!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Beck Bennett got beaten to death by like, 80 six-year olds right now?