Um…this is not the album version. It has a bunch of weird remixness at the beginning.

On the one hand, that dude was a serious douchebag and I like Kanye's music. On the other hand, Ye was about one foot from getting inside his car.

You always play psychologist!

I was just pissed that I didn't know there was a double album of Wild Wild West. WHEW

It's really easy to use smell-o-vision when watching Mad Men: just chain-smoke a pack of Lucky Strikes and douse yourself in scotch.

I don't understand why people get so upset about something like this. Yeezus is awesome and I don't have to buy this t-shirt. You're OK in my book, Kanye!

I remember watching this when it came out without knowing anything about the twists and finding it to be a fun ride. If you don't know anything yet, I would highly recommend going in as spoiler-free as possible.

I thought it might be the latest Palin documentary…

Daddy needs a new shell!

The old, washed-up racing snail gives Turbo an inspiring speech about "the pink and the green."

Tangentially related, but has anyone watched Dodgeball in the last few months? I can only imagine how cringeworthy the motivational scene toward the end with Lance Armstrong is in light of everything..

More like like Turboo, amirite?

Sandler is pissed that he didn't think of that for the movie poster.

Hey man, didn't you see I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry? It's all good bro!

"The crappiness of the filmmaking is so pervasive and compulsive that viewers may suspect that it constitutes some kind of perverse artistic statement—an intentional crass ineptness that’s very much in line with Sandler’s anti-snob worldview."

Oooh, tell us more about ideas for jokes that you had that didn't quite play out!

That's not the worst thing I've heard today, but that is because I've been watching The Andrew Show: A Show for White Kids all morning.

What the hell is WSHH? And why do we want this?

What red carpet was Linda Lovelace munching in 1973?

Hologram Heath Ledger.