The Bible: Look Who's Bibling Two!

And the can room where they put all of the empties. Also, the random guy passed out on the floor in one of the rooms whom Redman does not seem to know. Also, the giant tangle of video game cords and the tower of porn DVDs.

I find some hot, fresh goat meat is the perfect meal to prepare oneself for hours of Shin-shi Shin-shi.

Ooooohhh, I LOVE more.

A Nordic, six-inch GOD? The ladies love it..

I will say, having seen that movie on SyFy (ugh I hate typing that) that it is not nearly as bad or as pornish as it sounds.

I'll be over here on the tower of power.

Mean old levee..

What a coincidence, my balls are named Cronut and Doughssant.

The A.V. Club

As long as no one tries to steal my new band name: "Purgatorial Fart"

A friend of mine was in the "buddy program" in high school, where you'd spend a long lunch once a week at an elementary school hanging with your assigned "buddy." His buddy's name was Finquavious. He spoke exclusively in expletives.

If it's a girl, Zaxxon the girl.

Yeah, but how do ya like them apples?

Butters…errr…Mr. Chaos got promoted to General? Is it now Secretary of State Disarray?

So…greatest FUPA in television history?

You can't beat Lemon Party for this.

Or you can take the Taco Bell route and make up a Spanglish-sounding name for the food:

What's a king to a god? What's a god to king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a Kanye?

Are we sure she isn't going to ferociously devour him like a female spider? Can we make sure the New York Times is on hand if that happens?