I suppose I should also mention that I do like MIB and I am pretty dumb, so yeah.

@avclub-6956968b560a7eb499ca03a8b3b43189:disqus Good? Oh my, no.

It looks so dreadful. I say this as a Watchmen apologist.

Damn I give good head thought renowned blowjobber Dan Brown, his head pumping up and down on the erect penis upon which he was sucking.

>>>BREAKING<<<

The quality of the article was most clear to Bobby Brown, who nodded to himself quietly with a silent, vertical wobbling of his cranium. This is Dan Brown we're talking about here, it's not like any lazy commenter on the internet could pull something like this right out of his ass, he thought, forming ideas and words…

This would be an awesome Bill Nye-styled faux music video about math.

I used to throw rocks down at the bowling alley.

YOU WOULD SAY THAT @Dikachu:disqus !

So awesome, thank you for posting this.

This is the biggest scandal in the history of the world! It's like Watergate x1000! Heads will roll!

Maybe I simply have a bad perspective, but I think even Colin Quinn was better than Myers.

True, but keep in mind that pretty much every Weekend Update anchor has been better than Seth Myers.

*Seth Myers delivers lame punchline on Weekend Update, gives wry, winking grin to camera.*

The A.V. Club

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus  = the dad from Dirty Work.

Lena Dunham gave us Girls

Well now I feel bad, because I thought you were just making jokes.

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus Tyler Perry!

I'm gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.