Down into my belly!

@Scrawler2:disqus wow, really? I mean, I was not a huge fan of Ed Norton one, but the Ang Lee version is painful.

Tila Tequila's genitals are a grown man and somehow I am not surprised.

This movie has Michael Bay and the words "ninja" and "turtles." It will make a fuckifying amount of money and encourage further shit.

Hot damn, that was a sexy yellow jumpsuit.

Not just that, but "megan fox thumbs" is the third suggested google search after "megan fox" and "megan fox baby."

Why didn't he just slip her a Forget-Me-Now?

See, I think it is funny because it's slamming Megan Fox for her off-putting physical appearance. Ha.

And I thought…this movie sucked…in book form…

Why couldn't they have cast her as Vixen Toethumbs, an evil new supervillain whose attempts to destroy the Turtles and rule the world are rooted in a deep-seated inadequacy about her toe-like first digits?

Will Arnett is a good casting choice, at least.

You really didn't want to take the train because, you know, Atlas Shrugged.

There is no way that Ender will portrayed as nearly as dark as he is in the book.

I hate Boondock Saints with a fucking passion, ever since college when I met that annoying kid from Boston who loved it more than anything.

I guess from watching this trailer, it's not that it is necessarily unfilmable, just that I have no faith that it was successfully made.

For the record, Ben Kingsley has face tattoos because his character is a half-Maori New Zealander.

Steam?

I think there is a big difference between the examples you mentioned and this book. Lord of the Rings was "unfilmable" because of the epic scope of the story and the need for vast special effects. That mountain has been summitted, and we undoubtedly have the technology to make this movie look cool. It is all the other…

I will watch this movie, since 10-year old me has been waiting for a long long time, but I expect it will be end up as the ultimate example of "the book was better" syndrome.

It's at the top of my watch list so that I can either agree or disagree with you. Either way, I will be sure to be irrationally invested in the argument.