Hmm, I wonder if the problem stems from our inability to sit down, read things, and contemplate them instead of just skimming and jumping to conclusions?

Ruxton Shoe Kardashian-West

And the next GTA game?

It's positively scrumtrulescent!

Big Boi is playing the Roseland in Portland on 5/13. After getting obsessed for two weeks with the newest album, I don't think I can miss it.

They have blown my mind twice in smaller venues, then I saw them again in a giant basketball arena and some of the mystique was missing. Don't miss the end next time, you never know what they might play!

"Roxanne smiled; she likes to guess at things."

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus Your list was good, that is the ONLY thing sparing you from an untimely and unseemly demise. Tread carefully.

Or maybe a little Cannibal Corpse?

"You've heard of 'getting busy?' Well, this robot gets BIZ-ZAY!!"

No fair, I thought it was supposed to be five.

..son? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Clamps or GTFO

I assume that Copley will also be donning a stylish goatee and portraying Flexo.

Thanks to being in college during the free music era, and thanks to his disturbingly gigantic portfolio, my iTunes inventory has managed to become about 8% Donovan.

This would be funnier without the link.

Steve Earle "Calico County"
The Slew "Problem Child"
Allman Brothers "Melissa"
The Streets "Sharp Darts"
Big Star "Way Out West"

DEAR GOD! Someone help those two vampire women! They seem to be trapped in a pool filled with yellow gelatin!

The NFL plates joke is one of my all-time favorite Futurama gags. Something about a show slipping in a legitimately hilarious joke that will only resonate with about 1/10th of its target audience is really impressive to me.

I just did. What part was offensive?