This is completely unrelated but I feel the need to share:

@avclub-74d8f6fc6822b5638a4db5594dfb21f3:disqus Well said, sir. If you ever find that news source that you are looking for, please let us good folks know.

I blame the FCC. People could be happily sitting at home in front of their TVs staring at boobs. Our savage bloodlust could be replaced by booblust. But NOOOOOOO

You forgot your hashtag!

Having seen it yesterday I would argue that the biggest thing I would have missed watching at home was the sound. Sound is hugely important to this film and having theater-quality sound improved the experience greatly.

Mah spoon is too big. Mah SPOOOOON is too BIIIIIG!

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus I think that's kind of the point…the twisted way the movie makes you root for a family of the worst people imaginable.

The song is actually called "Click, Click, Pull" and was one of three total songs on the soundtrack to the PS2 classic Johnny Moseley's Mad Trix.

Yup, me too.

Hodor would be an amazing addition to any rock band, a la Timmy from South Park.

Well, in his defense, only about 85% of their catalogue is better than that song.

Did you know it's been over 12 years since Jared lost all that weight?

I always figured you could just hitch a ride on the return trip of the magical flying dolphin that brought Elian Gonzalez…

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Parties killed my father…and raped my mother!

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,
duh-nuh-DAH-DATTILY-DAH-DAH-NAH!

Other droppables:

Speaking of my cat, does anyone know where I can get a cat-high school letterman's jacket?

Are men better than women at bowling? If so, is there any reason?

My favorite is the look of shame my cat gives when he shovels after a poop.