Well, how VERY convenient for you, Craig.

I met Scuzzlebutt's leg once when I was a bagboy at Safeway in high school. He had his own cloth shopping bags, which was very environmentally conscious and ahead of its time.

@avclub-beac60e274e63c64612fdcff2058af27:disqus I remember listening to this album and hearing that line and thinking "wow, that does not sound like something the Beasties would say. That sounds like Fred Durst."

Ugh, what a terrible verse of an otherwise awesome song.

Did anyone here get a chance to see the group that performed Point Break as a play with all of the parts cast except for Keanu Reeve's role, which was filled by a random audience member reading from the script?

Yes! As someone who regularly tortures and depresses himself by reading internet comments, I have to say that The Blaze is the cream of the crop.

No, it can breathe through its blowhole. Don't you know anything about dinosaurs?

Didn't they find that the Triceratops is not an actual dinosaur? Like, they just put together bones in the wrong way and thought that there was this crazy shield-faced dinosaur with giant spikes on his forehead.

I think the technical term is "frottage."

Walk loudly and have a giant maw filled with teeth.

Here's an idea, if you are going to clone back a dinosaur, start with a small one and put it in the equivalent of a giant aquarium, with walls that are 6 feet thick and 40 feet high and there is no way out. That way, people won't get killed by the dinosaurs.

Mom?

Yes, I know. I am imitating a long-lost commenter who used to do a similar thing.

Brilliant. The show can be based on the concept of Kim Jong Un trying things for the first time and being wildly successful.

And they have been unfailingly hilarious in my eyes. There is only one problem, which is that a majority of people do not seem to enjoy his comedy.

wtf is hodor lol

Ah yes, the old Descartes classic: "I think, therefore Guardians of the Galaxy supervillain Thanos will not destroy the universe."

Hmmm…are we sure? Ghostbusters has purple slime and TMNT has green ooze.

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus LEMME AT 'EM!