This is a great idea. Is it just me or do they not make this type of dogfighting/first person simulator games anymore?

No, you are using similes. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

WHO IS MAYA!?

Also, one of the most badass saxophone solos I've ever known.

Good call. I have listened to that album and The Wall sooooo many times. I got really good at projecting the themes onto myself (or just misinterpreting them altogether).

I find it odd that there is sighing over Edward Norton but not over Owen Wilson.

"This Time Tomorrow" is in Darjeeling

Sleepwalker is a criminally underrated record.

The A.V. Club

I would totally watch a Wes Anderson movie set in the Resident Evil universe.

"Obsessives…have been left to speculate about…a…relationship between an older man and a…pet."

Top Kinks albums:

"…three million seven hundred thousand five hundred and FOUR, Three million seven hundred thousand five hundred and FIVE, Three million seven hundred thousand five hundred and SIX…"

So I just realized that will.i.am is a genius, because his name when spelled correctly is automatically a hyperlink to his webpage.

Much more popular than American poet Phillip D. apl.de.ap-leman.

What does it sound like to you guys? For me, it's the soft rustling of woodwinds, just barely perceptible over the twinkling of chimes and the loud gongs of a frying pan repeatedly slamming into my forehead.

..that cocksucker.

I'm working on a board game that is a blend of  Connect Four,  Russian Roulette, and a shake weight.

' ..a blend of "Deadwood, 8 Mile, and Shakespeare in Love."'

Jew know it, mang.