huhuhuh…crASS

I laughed really hard at how FUCKIN' ANGRY Fred Durst would be if anyone ever said this to him.

HE'TH?

A wise man once that "when pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime."

I could never buy into it when they're doing those sketches where she's the ugly one of the four women who are singing or what-have-you. I mean yes, she has creepy baby hands and an expression on her face like she's trying to shit a brick, but she's still hotter than Maya Rudolph.

"Advertisements help pay for our website"

Yea but look at those abs. Yowza

Christina Applegate? Michelle Shocked?

This sounds like a boring, yet terrifying, hipster version of the videotape from the Ring.

I bet her "apology" ain't the only thing that gets hairier from there, amirite dudes?

WHATS THAT OH NO I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY FOR SOME REASON BUT I FOUND THAT IF YOU SMOKE 6 CIGARETTES AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE EVEN BETTER IT'S FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS IT'S LIKE, LIFE MAN, YOU KNOW? SERIOUSLY OK HANG ON LET ME GRAB SOME MORE CIGARETTES

Bud Light Platinum is good. I bet you haven't even tried it.

I'm still catching up on my Glenn Beck…please no one tell me if the caliphate comes and institutes Sharia Law!

I've always been frightened of clowns. I guess it all goes back to the time my family went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

The AV Club

Mark Poppins.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in the world, why is it still #2?

Also, as someone who watches lots of things (primarily sports) on DVR playback, I can tell you that you get to see every single commercial's brand name and tagline, even when at 5x on the DVR.

"Easily the most commercial thing Frank Zappa ever produced"

POOP DECK