Every single time we have ham in the fridge I suggest hot ham water as a dinner option.

Forget-me-nows?

I was really hoping that was Andrew WKetchup.

Also, its terrible cast.

Or "cone porn," which sounds more feasible, but no more sanitary either.

"You just gonna waste that?"

Yes, I have no idea what "corn pone" is, but it does not sound sanitary.

Don't they know that a GWAR-flavored taco shell would be a superior marketing decision?

Goes great with World Maggot steaks.

Nice save.

Yes but what about all the motion-detecting lasers discovered by puffing away which otherwise surely would have killed Sna..

I learned that boxes that move on their own really aren't worth investigating, and that if you ever find a porno mag just lying on the ground you MUST pick it up and read it intently, but don't do anything else.

[FARTS NOISILY]

Good thing he believes all music corrupts our youth, because no one wants to see him try to open the packaging on a CD jewel case.

So, compared to you, no.

This man annoys me, and yet I also hate 45 minutes of previews. Am I a bad person?

I don't even own a hipster baby.

Sorry Andre is right. Big Boi has been doing nothing but pumping out killer albums ever since. If you haven't heard his latest, Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumours, why then, what the hell is wrong with you?

If you're calling to talk about pet care, you should have called last week while our show on show on racism was airing, but we were taping the pet care show, which is airing now.

Bobby Boucher?