"HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS A STOOL!!"

How do you like us now, Harrison Ford?!!

Hmmm..I was hoping for a Todd Philips-inspired comedy wherein said Jedis have crazy drunken shenanigans in Cloud City after way too many rounds of Corellian whiskey.

Baxter, you know I don't speak Huttese.

Nic Cage or GTFO

I'M IN A BACTA TANK OF EMOTION!

NEVER tell me the news!

Cyclops shot first.

TRANSMOGRIFY!

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus I saw a bit of Robots on TV the other day and it was just so so so so bad. It was like they said to Robin Williams, "Be as annoying as you possibly can, and not 'funny' annoying, but really, truly, painfully annoying," and then they matched the animation of his character…

WE DEFINITELY WON'T PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS, AS THAT IS MOST UNBECOMING OF THE AMERICAN WAY

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall of the meeting that spawned this idea.
It's tough to make a bitter beer face with a stiff upper lip.

Did you guys know that there's an actual thing where you can vote on which one of GEICO's many recurring characters is your favorite? As if there is a character that GEICO has created that does not make me want to headbutt them through the screen?

Could I get a ride?

Yeah, this is ridiculous. I agree with the sentiment that Weezer has some very bad songs to go with some excellent ones, but this is just so far from their worst. It is at most harmless.

Skepticism in the face of overwhelming evidence of the supernatural?

This may have already been brought up elsewhere, but I for one am deeply, deeply disappointed that there was no O'Neal newswire piece about this.

What about some 40-year old Dharma Initiative beer?

What about some hot ham water?

If I get to party with Slurms, I'll drink as much goop from a worm's ass as I have to.