@avclub-65b8e141bbf2ecf180a01929890c734e:disqus uh, yes, of course?

ANYONE WHO WATCHES THE OSCARS IS A…oh I see you covered that already.

Fair enough. I mean, as I recall, in Waterworld Costner has gills the whole time and no one else seems to notice.

Do mermaids have gills? I'm not sure they do.

Connect Four (sentences without twitching violently)

Other meth-themed board games:

Would it? I mean, from what I can tell from most mermaids I've seen, it seems as if their fish parts start basically juuuust above the naughty bits, so I assume that the reverse would have fishy bits all the way down to right above the vagina, which would I think be a problem for me. Doggy style might be a good…

I'm an avid reader of a certain basketball blog which typically provides excellent analysis and coverage of my favorite team. A few years ago, one of the main writers wrote thousands and thousands of words (complete with charts) about what he called a player's "shake." He defined shake as how significantly a player's…

"The Beatles song is really good and the black eyed peas song is not."

Yes, my idear, I'm afraid..

"HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A STOOL!

I just flash 'em my poon.

I'm no expert, but by all accounts they are definitely not the same.

I think it depends on when the fellatio is required to occur. Later on? That's probably ok. First, as in, right now? No no no.

Giant Sarah Silverman advertisements pay for websites, so you can read snarky takedowns of Sarah Silverman for free.

@avclub-421d91cd1f20d044be31c05a2908e03b:disqus yes! Forgot about that one.

I've been watching X-Files for the first time and I have been shocked at how many now-famous guest stars are in the first 2.5 seasons so far. Just in the last 5 episodes I have seen Jack Black, Tony Shalhoub,  and Jewel Staite (from Firefly).

I too like Metallica pre-1991.

i like you

Yes, because Ten Years Gone is one of the best ever and Physical Graffiti is the fucking best, particularly disc 2.