The best Zeppelin one-two has got to be their first ever one-two. Can you imagine putting the record of a band you had never heard before on and then getting slammed in the face by Good Times, Bad Times and Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You back-to-back?

Apples to Apples and hummus are two of the top entries in the list of "things that all women love."

Apples to Apples and hummus are two of the top entries in the list of "things that all women love."

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus  in Tapioca, I assume.

If you're referring to the song I think you are, I believe he says he will "take you to the candy shop," and "let you lick [his] lollipop."

"Yes, I'm looking at him right now. Sucking in air like a dying fish…what's that? No, not quite like that…close though!"

I'd like to add Whitest Kids U Know to that list, not because I think it is great but because it fits that category of shows that have some individual absolutely stand-out sketches that would be fun to break down.

Seems like those would be pretty accurate…

Seems like those would be pretty accurate…

Obortion
Odumbo
Oblameo
Maobama

However, for those who consider themselves connoisseurs of shin-shi shin-shi, the ear canal (pronounced as if by Christopher Walken) is fair game.

FOOT

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So…the show is not a Louie clone, but Jim Jeffries is a Seth McFarlane clone?

Listen here kid, that hot-shot stuff might have gotten you through the academy, but these are the streets. You gotta play by the rules, know the game.

I'm struggling to be outraged…

Avril jokes get an insta-rec from Bobby.

Nobody really likes Seth Meyers, do they? I mean, at least not when he's onscreen…right?

HE IS RAPING ARE FREEDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personality matters too. Like, for instance, is the ass happy and upbeat and fun? Or is the ass whiny, grumpy, and bitter?