Then when the hurly burly man
came puking nerds and coke
Then when the hurly burly man
came puking nerds and coke
hurly burly, hurly burly, hurly burly, hurly he puked
hurly burly, hurly burly, hurly burly, hurly he puked

May you fill your asstray with life's greatest trimmings!

OH YEAHHH!!!!

Patent pending.

Don't come snoopin' around my door
I don't wanna see your cameras no more
I got more important things to do
Like hang around with a Castro-sympathizing dildo

@avclub-7ffdecec85e9794909f8b6105828c246:disqus De, dedu, de!

13; I haven't seen this old movie but I guess they didn't have the Episode III poster I wanted at the store when my mom was shopping for X-mas presents and I guess she didn't know the difference.

I guess I mean you would probably have some thrilling extreme activities. Such as jumping off the top of the Empire State Building.

@drinkingclub:disqus Wow, I read that as "face" and it made exactly as much sense.

DARK MATTER

True, but that said, everyone who watched Fox & Friends is already a conservative and too old/dumb/religious to change their opinion anyway.

You're not the only one. Given that I don't know really any Adele songs, I'm gonna assume it's "Rolling in the Deep." So…maybe the whole cast and crew of Fox is tripping on ecstasy while filming a remake of the 1977 horror film The Deep?  Perhaps they are making homemade sushi out of deep-sea fish filets? Just…

All I know is that Steve Doocy looks like the biggest doofus I've ever seen.

Too bad that song is from a good album he made a decade ago. Somehow the guy that had 15 killer hooks on his sophomore release forgot how to write a refrain…

So…Malia Obama = Sansa Stark?

You sneaky, sneaky bastard.

Or if they had the balls to use balls as planes. Or hands as balls. Balls as hands? PLANES AS BALLS?!??

Pssh, you didn't type all these. You probably typed it like twice and then copied and pasted. In fact, I bet you copied and pasted a couple of times before highlighting all of that text and then copying and pasting it.

If you take symmetrical bites out of your cafeteria cheeseburger, it can bear a striking resemblance to Klingon raider.

Seems to me like snowboarding might lose its appeal if one could instantly warp from place to place.