Neither. It’ll just get stolen.

The front end of the Mirai is functional though. It’s like that for a reason. Knowing that makes me kinda like it.

They didn’t want to take the chance...

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Jonee tees it up, Slow In hits a 400-yard drive.

It’s not education, it’s culture. Germans have a very regimented, disciplined culture. They follow the rules and are generally responsible; it’s been bred into them for generations... Americans are basically the opposite.

turbo Ferrari’s can be awesome (288 GTO)

Everything about the J-Bodies telepathically transmits an overwhelming sense of submission to the status quo.

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

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Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

The Manta is all kinds of awesome. In fact it, is so awesome that fans petitioned the organizers of the race to allow it when pre-1999 cars were made ineligible. Also it was the only car in its group to to do a sub-10-minute fastest lap (and according to the owner, it does 7 miles to the gallon).

Congrats to that amazing Subaru and to the MANTA!!!

Chains would make it a ribbed condom. Studs = studded condom. AWD w/chains & a block heater is getting into BDSM territory.

I WANT TO PUT THAT SHOW IN MY EYES!!! #ElbaHarrisAtkinsonBestGear

Tonight on Top Gear.

Not as cool, but I once worked for a guy that had a Triumph TR2 he kept in impeccable shape. He was also a rather notorious cigar smoker.

The lack of details on "how it's here" and "why did you do all that shit to it" would give me pause. Also, spending $35K on an econobox on steroids from 2010 would give even more pause. A manly pause. Menopause.

How in the hell do you pronounce “Series.Blue”?