ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE NEWS!

Rain drop.

I see what you did there...

Phyllis is going to have a nuclear meltdown...

“Relax, everyone. Take a chill pill.” - Jim Irsay, probably

Slow news night?

It wasn’t that amazing of a play...

Wut

That’s easy, Tim...

“Rocky Mountain Hiiiii—ah who gives a shit...”

Drugs are a helluva drug...

Who gives a shit?

TL;DR

“You’re with me, Leather...”

Thank God!

It’s simple really... VW wrote the recall/buyback so they are the authority on what the intent of the language was. Doesn’t mean they would lose in litigation but it wouldn’t be because they’re interpretation was wrong.

It’s not classless. You’re either competing or you’re not. Lighten up, Francis...

Jim Moore is a homer and a contrarian (who picks the Browns too often to win) but I heard the interview and Danny, Dave, and Moore taking about it afterwards. It was a fair question and Sherman was an asshole about it. I love the Hawks but it is what it is.

A true wordsmith you are...

Fuck Cam Newton with a dead cactus in front of his mother.