The only acceptable answer here is “drowning”...

BREAKING: Trump nominates Cowboys’ owner, Jerry Jones, for Secretary of the Ulterior.

Not true! He is currently still alive...

Update: Jared Goff was actually forced to leave because he is terrible.

I was certain that Rams’ challenge was that Ryan was, in fact, dead...

Here’s a random Craig Sager story second-hand.

Murphy includes a run so I’d recommend shoes. I own 2 pairs and love them for beyond just working out.

Finally, there’s a roster spot open for Drake LaRoche...

Just wait until season 3...

“Also, Trump is probably orange...”

Nate Silver is modeling it at 38% the likelihood of this occurring...

The problem with Bill Simmons is he really thought it was about him and not the content. That he was what drew readers/viewers in when in fact he is a talking carbuncle that carries less appeal than the Hope Solo and Jeramy Stevens reality show...

Sounds good, thanks!

That is the hottest take I’ve seen in sometime...

He didn’t want to be wrong... there is a difference.

Jesus, reading comprehension has died...

Damn, Denzel’s got better seats than Phil...

Get ready for the “Goff-ul” signs, boys!!!

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