What’s not awesome? My iPhone’s browser redirecting me 17 times to finally get to where I can watch the play...

The Coug is one of the few college bars in Pullman. It’s a shit hole and I miss it dearly...

POE account

FFS

And then wonder why their ratings are down... It’s because off the field new stories are created by the NFL’s Personals Conduct Policy.

Clearly, Tom, Mr Carville arrives to all his interviews via parachute...

Obligatory:

At least his dad didn’t kill JFK...

Magic underwear also protects against tackles...

He was cut because he sucks.

“One must hydrate before the Purge...”

Trump could have grabbed the pussy of Mother Theresa’s corpse and his supporters wouldn’t abandon him...

And your bully had bigger hands...

“Internet Man: My Life as an Insufferable Penis” by Darren Rovell

“Hillary, America has voted... and your pussy is safe.” - Ryan Seacrest voice

“I would never grab her pussy...”

Figuratively of course... with fire... and a virulent strain of genital herpes... while everyone is wearing Crocs™

It’s true! He doesn’t know those women... more proof that some sexual predators attack strangers.

“I WILL START MY OWN WHITE HOUSE AND IT WILL BE MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN KILLARY’S. IT WILL BE THE BEST! AND I’LL DO IT ALL THE WAY BECAUSE ISIS, ABORTION, AND BUILD A WALL SO JOBS BACK HERE I MUST SAY!”

“YOU’RE THE PUPPET, GABRIELLE! ALSO, RUSSIA AND IRAN AND RUSSIA, PUTIN, VERY VERY BAD BUT ALSO GOOD AND ISIS, LONG LIVE THE 2ND AMENDMENT!”