And on the 6th day, it dropeth back down...

God, I hope this happens and Will Ferrel returns to SNL to play a campaigning Curt Schilling...

Slow news day?

Filed to: DOUCHE BAG RAPPERS

But the NFL’s real concern is excessive celebration and how that affects the kids...

I feel cursed for having clicked on this article...

Off topic: Phil Sims saying “It’s practically impossible to get 66% of people to agree on anything” clearly isn’t aware of the amount of people who think he says moronic things on television...

If the action is that intense, why are you currently in the comments’ section of Deadspin, a site slightly more engaging than bored.com?

How is the rocking in the set position not also a balk? It’s like he’s faking starting his leg kick which could throw off the timing of the hitter.

“The hardest part about being an NBA player is usually his dick when he’s assaulting a woman...” - full quote, probably

Wrong answer, Mike!

The merciless killer instinct that makes people like Kobe great at their craft must make them so insufferable in other areas of their lives...

Hubris.

#Humblebrag

“What is a ‘Dick Move,’ Alex...”

Pot meet kettle.

I guess that makes you a cloaca...

I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

His wife’s outfit should be a secondary recruiting violation...