“That’s racist! Not every black per— <looks at photo> —damn what does Mike Tomlin have to do with this story?”

There’s no need to get vulgar, Arturo!!

No witty comment here....

I can only rationalize Rudy’s Trump Fuckfest as Trump has some heinous dirt on Rudy like he masterminded 9/11 or wears Crocs on the weekend...

“I know I said I was in it until the bitter end but my kiddo has a soccer practice on Tuesday and it’s my turn to bring the Capri Suns so I’m out...”

Possibly... Many sexual predators have grooming tactics...

They don’t need to agree on everything. For example, Pence only grabs women on the areola after asking for permission...

Well, I see the next Purge movie has its marquee poster set...

I just envisioned and impatient and rage-simmering Grover sitting in his rustic, prepper-style log cabin glancing over at his 60 minute egg timer every 48 seconds waiting to publish that tweet...

I’m fully expecting him to just walk in between her and the camera before the night is out like some SNL Weekend Update sketch...

By the pussy?

He never gives policy-specifics... he just replies with lots of adjectives...

It’s like he stopped maturing at 17 years old...

If only Bill Clinton were the one running for president, Don...

The NFL just penalized the Buffalo Bills 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct...

I would’ve gone with “Jacked a Grip of Dongers” personally...

He looks like Vince Neil and David Cross had a baby and peed on it...

You realize there are other articles on the Internet that talk about the trial, right?

Rose’s lawyers tried to get the judge to order Jane Doe to stop crying during her testimony...

Okay but does he feed them gluten?