It was called Kids, directed by Larry Clark...

On a related note, fuck Tim Kennedy...

Relevant:

Jeff Smith for Deadspin Commenter of the Year!

I guess this means “Kristin Cavillari’s Day 1 post book release” is coming...

I care just enough to comment that I don’t care...

I’m just here for the sports...

I think it’s s great example about how deep the male cultural misunderstanding of things like rape and consent go. I guarantee that coach thought he was coming from some moral high ground because many men simply can’t relinquish the narrative to a woman about anything... 

I feel robbed of all the excitement that usually comes with a 5 hour game of lawn darts...

I agree with him completely. If anyone should be the moral arbiter for everyone it’s those following a Bronze Age story orated to a bunch of goat herders in one of the more illiterate places on Earth.

“Failure to comply” should not be grounds to shoot an unarmed person.

“Wow! ‘Avoid the clap. - Yoenis Cespedes’... Awesome!”

Watt da fack?!? 

“Yeah, and maybe I DO look like Donald Rumsfeld but that’s not the damn point!”

For our next installment of Big Time Colleges, Big Time Dicks...

Are we sure he’s not taking about the iTunes Pop charts because I too take umbrage with gnash’s latest...

My guess is someone from Utah where the likelihood of being someone’s mom/wife is exponentially higher...

I just can’t imagine there exists a large swath of voters out there who are currently torn between Trump and Clinton.

This is our America. <sigh>

God, I hope someone makes a GIF of this play and splices in a nuclear explosion...