Is it weird that I read this comment in Gandalf’s voice?

Is that really how you spell Billiken?? I think I just added 4 syllables to the word trying to read it out loud...

I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

Oh my god... #DONTLOOKATME

When are we going to get back to the REAL outrage of a socially-conscious man exercising his constitutional right to peacefully protest during the national anthem of a sporting event???

You can blame me. I’m drunk and have lived through 39 9/11s....

Simmer down, Riddler...

Clearly this is false... Here’s a picture of Clay Helton from today and nary a mark on him...

Curt Schilling went all-in on this today without using a meme... Likely because he has completed his full transition into a meme...

TIL Carson Wentz has inspired every tweet ever tweeted by Bill Simmons...

Reddit is that way --->

I can’t hit a golf ball that far...

My favorite part is the WHITE HOT NUCLEAR IRONY that a conservative blowhard like Schilling is claiming the business failed because the state of RI didn’t do enough to help them...

They probably told him “no” and he entered anyways...

That’s the best effort I’ve seen out of someone wearing a Skins’ jersey all year...

It was Jacksonville’s longest play of the day...

“And now we go to a live look-in at the Chargers tribute to Louis Farrakhan...”

I have crunched the numbers and if Cleveland holds on to win this game, they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...

“It’s not that big of a deal. It happens all the time...”

It's not the fans... Everyone knows laser cats are indigenous to those parts...