Who’s a more insufferable penis, Josh Barro or Darren Rovell?

Do some people take commenting on Deadspin too seriously?

Well, in their defense, “Meat Sword Fighting” is not specifically prohibited...

OH MY GOD NO ONE SEARCH FOR MEATSWORD!!!!

It’s not that he the doesn’t know what it means... The question caused him to roll his ankle and he had to be carted out of the deposition...

0 and 12

Might as well ask them to not breathe...

If you made a Venn diagram of people who don’t think this is offensive and people outraged at Kaepernick, you’d be looking at a circle. And then the world would implode into a black hole of irony.

“Dear Diary,”

0 and 12, dude...

Great! Only 10 straight losses from immortality!

I guess that's what WSU and UW fans have in common: neither went to UW!

0 and 12, dude...

I'm too tired to make a Process joke...

More scientific proof of the correlation between being an asshole and shitty haircuts...

That is a Jason-Whitlock-covered-in-uranium-riding-an-industrial-kiln-into-the-Sun hot take...

STOP USING FACTS TO COVER FOR KAEPERNICK!

But still no Drake LaRoche...

Not true! It proved, once again, that the NFL doesn’t give a shit about their employees beating women.

“Raise your hand if you love titties and feet...”