Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

The poor guy is losing it. “Homecoming” a top word? Get real, coach. I have it ranked outside my top 100,000.

More people should be ticketed for littering when they toss cigarette butts on the ground.

People need to lighten up. If a tradition dates back to the Jim Crow era, it’s probably just good, clean, harmless fun.

Garlic in the US has too much bite. Roast it first to reduce the bite. The garlic flavor remains without the bite.

Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Especially over 13 seasons, man that’s like 5 win........ this was a sex joke wasnt?

Hunter S Thompson did this better:

This is Deadspin. Please insert “getting hit by a bus” in the penultimate spot.

Maybe if the Browns go 0-0-16 we’ll be sucked out of this terrible timeline and back into the one where Biff never got his hands on the Sports Almanac.

“Fuck [person from my sports team] with a rusty [random object]!”

People are still upset because their very eager mothers can no longer serve them nine pizzas.

I would totally eat a footlong burger.

I guess the part of this story that leaves me the most uncomfortable is that everyone was being guided by written rules.

Read Guns Germs & Steel.  Part is about how domestication doomed the Aztecs.  What domestic critters a native to the Americas?  

But on Wednesday afternoon in particular, he spent at least part of his time at the White House with the Emir of Kuwait spewing his complaints about veteran journalist Bob Woodward’s explosive new book about the administration.

People are probably going to ignore this post or shit all over it, but I feel the exact same way, man. I once wrote an entire novel because some girl I had a crush on all through high school moved back to our hometown, but single now, but I was married. The novel was basically just me working out all of my weird…

I liked the part when McEnroe said “You cannot be Kyrgios!”

I was also raised catholic and I have used the handicap stall during 9:00 A.M. Easter mass to vomit because I was so incredibly hungover.  God forgives, bud.  Go for it