“Look, technically she’s not even an owner of the Cubs”

Put it on your damn socks if you want!

Cage Parent Society?

Shockingly, people on a sports site are there to talk about sports and not current events.  My favorite past time is to go to classic car shows and spend two hours berating them for not discussing the greater impact of sweatshop labor in the clothing industry.

Look, when it comes to Scouts I have a very simple policy. Either sell me cookies or fuck off with your camping bullshit. 

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Bad dog!!! 

I dunno. I thought it sounded like he was asking for a bowl of Alpo. I mean he deserves it. He played a great game yes he did yes he did.

Maybe they should have posted it in the classified section.  For Sale:  One mortal coil no longer being used.

I have the feeling Frances would be very pleased by this particular Streisand Effect.

Honestly why would Canada even accept immigrants from the US? How do they know we aren’t radicalized by the NRA or the Christian church? What if we aren’t sending our best to Canada?

this never happened when UCF were national champs

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

He cannot get back quick enough. This Funbag was painful. 

That’s ok, I spent the year dressed as Barf from Spaceballs.

His name is Sergio!