You guys should listen to Nivek Tnarud’s podcast. He had a TON of really great things to say about Kevin.

So could the Angels have Ohtani pitch the first five innings then move to the outfield in the 6th with a one run lead and then return to the mound in the 9th to get the last three outs? Does he get a win and a save?

Bitch.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

The biggest manifestation of this is the media’s embrace of grossly dogmatic, stark ideologues as founts of unblemished fact rather than the idiotic, fantastical assholes they really are. Journalism should question everything all the time, and never be afraid to point a cynical glare at someones sacred cow.

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Thanks for telling me you will wait.  Silly goose.  

I’m Central Florida material.

I do so hope Central Florida gets another Deadspin Preseason #1 title to add to the fake national championship they created for themselves to celebrate a season full of narrowly beating SMU, Temple, USF, and Memphis. At this point they’re going to need a larger imaginary trophy case.

Honestly, that’s an oversight on my part, but hell yeah, do it, I’ll write about Idaho.

Vote Bowling Green, show your support for the survivors.

Everyone vote for Idaho, since they are now an FCS team. 

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

+1 Ken Starr

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Bryant Gumbel: You got the ball, third-and-12 at your own 26, 4:24 left in the second quarter. Do you remember what happened?

I live with roommates and we once managed to order pizza twice in one day from the same place. It was even the same delivery driver...

And also to spend time laughing and hugging your SO while you cook according to the commercial.

*fowl things

The most amazing thing about Arby’s sauce and Horsey sauce is how they are definitely not barbecue sauce and horseradish but when combined how they make a sandwich that is definitely not roast beef taste pretty darn good.