Regarding coleslaw sitting, this is funny, because I prefer it when the dressing is mixed in early in the day and the ‘slaw is well saturated. Different strokes...

More like “Richie Incogito.”

Finally, a holding call we can all support

More like “Richie Non Compos Mentis,” am I right?

Sounds like a Ron Burgandy line. “What’s your name? Nomilin? Limonoate A-ring lactone?

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.

If they offset do we have to replay the anthem? I for one am in favor of this solution as it will result in Gene Steratore having to suppress his laughter while having to announce the off-setting penalties and that we will replay the anthem.

Can’t we just get the national anthem changed to “Like a Rock” and fix this problem the right way? All Seger, all the games.

“And the hoooooome of theeeeeee... ba-da-da-da-daa...”

They could probably make more money if they allowed a sponsor for each individual line. To wit:

I apologize, I assumed the Chevy logo replaced all the stars in the flag in my example. I regret the error.

What if the penalty is declined?

This is all so fucking dumb.

Not to mention, they still have Bobby Bonilla on the payroll. And I’m sure Rickey Henderson wouldn’t mind mounting another paycheck on his wall instead of cashing it.

Mets gearing up to go after the 2010 World Series championship.

New Show!

Your premise is sad. Wanking is fun and good for you.

...First of His Name.

A bunch of my friends and I decided that we’d watch a playoff game at a pub, where we were assured by the manager that they’d have the sound on for the game itself and Don Cherry, but music during the commercials and intermissions. The night of though, we get there and start watching the game, which is constantly…

Mom?