“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Drake’s friend: “What’s wrong, Drake? You look like you saw a ghost!”

Good information, but I would hope that this would be obvious to people. I mean, google knows all the weird/embarrassing internet searches you have made. There is no hiding from google.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

If you don’t love me at my

well, did the batter complete the process of the dinger?

But it didn’t break the plane while the player was executing a baseball move, did it?

“Give the man his dinger!”

I’m glad somebody is doing this reporting, but man Lauren do you do a lot of it. If I were you I’d need a breather every once in a while. You’re doing amazing work!

He would just roll that one ball of his all rain delay long.

I for one think it would be hilarious to scream non-sequitur brand slogans at golf tournaments.

Yeah! I only yell out Billy Madison and Caddyshack lines when I attend golf. Amateurs.

I would think penicillin would be the preferred treatment after being in a group with Tiger and his exuberant fans. 

Matthew R. Cake?

Fucking kids. Look, the way those dances work is, whatever whatever whatever, until the last two songs, when it’s a double blast of back-to-back “Hotel California” and “Stairway to Heaven”, and you sprint to be the first one to take Diane’s hand and pull her to the dance floor, before Marc gets there.

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

If a 1.5 inch book could indeed stop bullets, schools would be much safer.

For me, it’s the young whippersnappers going by on their loud motorcycles or their loud souped up Subarus or whatever. Assholes.

This is some kind of super double irony. A Pitino-coached team couldn’t pull out, and the men who are supposedly students were forced by the school to work for free.

Good - I don’t get to refuse to do the job I’m paid to do either.