Every sauce nerd in this thread: shut up. Just shut the hell up. If there was a way to reply to all of you en masse, I would. But I can’t, so OP it is. I don’t want to hear one fucking word about how mew mew mew, pasta sauce is so easy to make, my version is fast and better and healthy, mew mew mew.

You must be new around here. I feign annoyance over every last goddamned thing in existence.

That’s a fresh tomato sauce, and absolutely nothing like Rao’s. Nothing wrong with fresh tomato sauce for some occasions, but it in no manner is the same kind of sauce as a premium jarred sauce that has been cooked for hours on end.

I know. On OKC that was always an immediate turn off for me. This seems like a well intentioned change with negative consequences. Although maybe it helps prevent gun lovers from reproducing.

Fuck you, I didn’t spend my childhood years slipping birth control pills to my parents for them to just get divorced and move in with new people who “want a family” and have a better understanding of what multivitamins look like.

Listening to the talking heads here in Minneapolis, they are also all in on Cousins.

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

Okay, I had to google “Maimo” and “Gann”. I would say that a culture of “busyness” is more pervasive than not — and one where you can drop the curiously capitalized “MaiMo” and expect anyone to understand it is the exception rather than the rule.

This is, of course, as I see it through my own local culture but I think…

LR2: Right? I also read it as they never met. Which makes me think ‘so your Skype ‘relationship’ went sideways because your National Guard code system can’t handle the fact that YOUR cam-girl was A cam-girl?’

Either throw it out, keep it in a small Tupperware in the fridge, or — as my friend likes to do — stick a string in it and turn it into a candle.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

No, but a giant, dying orangutan is.

We’ve renamed our country out of our love and respect for John Candy.

he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

He’s a gyro to his people.

In a separate deal Ty Lue was dealt for an additional Pat Riley hologram.

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!