Can we make a Deadspin T-shirt with that as a slogan?

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

The woman he had who steamed his clothes for him is probably facing obstruction charges.

what’s “leftover pizza”?

Or just ask another doctor? I mean, yes the above are good ideas. But to me the biggest failing in this case was the fact that after Nasser wowed them with his explanation and power point they didn’t say, “Can we get a copy of that power point?” and take it to another doctor.

Maybe it works the other way, too? “I’m sorry officer, but you can’t punish me, I’ve already been held accountable by the simple fact of what I’ve gone through.”

how about an article on traditionally meat-filled dishes you “should” make w vegetable products instead. or is that answer just no?

But, as a 49-year-old, you know NEVER to put anything in writing that could come back to bite you - especially with the Internet. She should have telephoned and made her pitch, whereupon White Moose management would have laughed in her face and hung up on her, leaving her with private hurt feelings instead of public…

“(White men, we’re looking at you.)”

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

I get that. But you can’t have a true review when the place KNOWS it’s being reviewed. It’s not a review, it’s a promotion. These places are guaranteed a positive post — otherwise, she wouldn’t get more free places to stay. She’s a professional vacationeer. There’s every reason for White Moose to be assholes about it.…

TENTACLES OUT!

A couple of weeks ago I ran my ring through the dishwasher. Then I made gumbo over night in the instant pot. Can you guess what I forgot to do in between?

Sometimes I use Vodka instead of milk.

I got that somewhere from one of the smarter people on some other blog here.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

I didn't see it, but I think it's an interesting idea to explore, and one that might be enlightening for the audience - the normal funny guy as almost-rapist, potential rapist...He's not a monster, he's not a stranger, he's just a guy acting like a lot of guys act - in a way that hurts women.