In Dominican, steroids buy you.

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

1) Tweets are tech.

It helps readers understand a news item that is significant in their lives.

That would be way too easy and kind of cheap. Futurama was great because it went so far beyond the low hanging fruit.

+1 Greg Schiano endorsement

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I intentionally mispronounce it as “Dad” and do it for the kids when they get annoying. It’s been a decent motivator to keep them on their toes. They are not interested in their friends seeing me “dadding”. I’ve also threatened to break out the cabbage patch or running man if necessary.

band of chucklefucks

You missed a boner.

I love your idea about Arya pretending to be Tyrion or Jamie. I can’t decide if I want that more, or for Jamie to finally cut ties with his cray cray bae and save the seven kingdoms from another destructive monarch. I mean, at what point does Cersei become unrecognizable to him?

Give me Tormund’s flirting. One day i want someone to look at me like Tormund looks at Brienne

I just want to note that I kinda like Euron Greyjoy. That dude is hilarious - “two good hands!”

Mark my words. This little motherfucker is going to kill one of those White Walker giants.

There’s a long running prank among grocery story employees (hey, what else did we have to do), where you tell the new guy to go give the salad dressings their weekly mixing. You tell them to shake any of the ones that are separated until they are fully mixed, then make sure they didn’t miss any beore they come back.

I’ve started saving mason jars every time I eat pasta, and them things is useful as fuck.

My favorite are the Classico pasta jars, since they have actual measurements marked out on the glass.

I, for one, am looking forward to 500 Days of Kevin.

I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

Counter-counterpoint: No it isn’t. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore it. They think it’s a righteous food.

I seriously could have done without the flimsy romantic (if you can call it that) hookup (can call it that, at least). It was shoehorned in, and it would have made more sense to fight for the world of men based on the other, platonic kind of love: the camaraderie between Diana and her merry band of man-sidekicks. The…