Thompson, a political activist of some renown in the California capital, hit the then-lame-duck mayor in the face with a coconut cream pie

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Wow, man. You managed to be both a humorless scold and a total idiot in the same comment. Impressive. That list isn’t parenting advice. It’s a joke on himself and the realities of parenthood. Did you not read the preceding paragraph? He says very clearly that he knows he’s not supposed to tell his kid to do things…

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Sources say that the Magic really want him, but that Bird is unlikely to head south until this Winter.

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

I’m pretty sure that Canzano, who came to Portland as the Oregonian’s lead sports columnist at the very end of 2002, feels a gnawing, empty pit within his soul for missing out on the truly glorious “Jailblazers” era of 1999-2002.

Offensive mind, indeed.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

“Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

I can think of something else that might be a major contributing factor to that unlabeled graph.

I am not a sommelier, but I have been wine tasting all over the world (and, believe it or not, Yuma, Arizona, which is not in this world). I have tasted very expensive wines but both my wife and I have decided we can get a very good wine for a lot less. One of the keys is to learn how to describe what you like—not the…

Wear red, go to class, kick ass in your studies and continue on being a bad ass feminist out to change the world.

I haven’t seen a team screw up a situation involving a player named Cousins since about 2 weeks ago.

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.

I’d take your bet, but I took math in highschool so you’d probably call me ineligible and never pay up.

Your mom seems to think so.

It will just encourage leakers to use them for exclusive stories. They will become the shadow government’s mouthpiece. 

Snot rockets in the shower are my thing. I swear I blew something sentient out the other day. It sat there on the floor of the tub for a minute, said “vaya con dios, amigo”, and disappeared down the drain. Now my foundation is cracked.

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.