How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

And they don’t even have blood coming out of their whatever.

what’s the controversy with raw milk? dead children. Before pastuerization, a lot of kids died. There is tremendous risk with raw milk and little to no demonstrated benefit. There are only a handful of small scale studies and anecdotal evidence that show some possible benefits over pastuerized dairy. Far from…

And their spouses.

I wish Obama would grow a full beard and afro before January. There’s still time. It might not be as glorious as it would have been if he were already on his way, but it would be pretty damn awesome. I say after the election when everything is settled, just go into full on IDGAF hair mode.

Obama forever!!!

The quality has submarined.

So basically you’re saying that working hard = running, and the whole 8 minute mile thing is just a casual brag thrown in there for no reason? Cool, cool. Everyone’s super interested and impressed about how long it takes you to run a mile.

...already first-year head coach Clay Helton appears to be cracking under the pressure.

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

People who say “neesh” have demonstrably lower intelligence than people who say “nitch”.

When does a walk become a hike and a hike become a walk?

Can’t

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

I don’t think that would change the mind of anyone who doesn’t like the name “football”. “Well ____ players tackle too” they’d say. Pains in the ass.

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

there’s no such thing as “too poor for recreational drugs”