Prisons, health care and education

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

But what if, the red Sox hate the Yankees enough to serve him up some pitches so that they will have to pay him?

No, because I was in the shower, duh

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

Is Gawker going to be put up for sale via a Kinja Deal?

Extra innings become super mega bonus extra innings. Here’s how it works.

except for the giant ads on the chest. I'll pass on being a walking Citi Bank billboard.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I’m not sure we should encourage any more of this behavior. Two of these young men have already lost their shirts.

This and the lack of maternity leave is large part of the reason women on the whole make less than men: American society doesn’t seem to value childbearing and rearing as valuable enough for either the government or businesses to accommodate for, so we end up with women forced to choose often between having children…

By looks alone I thought it might have been Maybe from Arrested Development.

Are you sure that's not one of those asshole pics?

We just need Hannibal Buress to make a joke about Woody Allen. Then the shit will hit the fan.

You got your bread, you got your meat, you got your condiments. When you bite into a hot dog, my friend, you're biting into a sandwich.

A hot dog is not a sandwich.