Bobby Finger c/o Jezebel’s Manhattan office

Childrens’ trauma is a tomorrow problem.

Hold on little girl
Show me what he’s done to you
Stand up little girl
A broken heart can’t be that bad
When it’s through, it’s through
Fate will twist the both of you
So come on baby come on over
Let me be the one to show you

I’m the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and…

Alamo should declare the cinema as a female locker room. These are the same people who want to protect the women in there, right?

Get rid of ticks and we can talk.

Long live Quadratonix

This woman or Donald Trump?

Sounds like a Bieber song. 2/10, would not recommend.

Also there are some eagles under the floorboards.

Everything in one load* on cold, 2nd rinse, dry 80 minutes on medium. *Unders and socks washed separately.

The house was a windmill; remember when Maurice was tinkering with the model in his basement? It was a model of their old house.

Wait so can someone explain how this is different than what they currently do? Like if it has a cold open or opening scene, when you get to the main title you can skip?

I’ll lighten up on the guy since he probably can’t get any deputy or assistant staff approved to work for him and lighten the load. But if I’m wrong and he has a full staff then, yeah, come on dude suck it up.

Apparently you somehow still go bankrupt. 

Cookies.

Oh my god I hope Atlanta wins, Trump tweets about how beautiful and great Atlanta is, and John Lewis is right there with the team.

That’s so artisan.

Yeah but you still don’t have water.

Ohio only requires “Every motor vehicle...shall be equipped with a mirror so located as to reflect to the operator a view of the highway to the rear of such vehicle.”