“Right on.”

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

This is of course entertaining the notion that Ronaldo would pass a penalty to begin with...

Do you even internet bro?

Except not really. Leicester’s schedule going forward is pretty straightforward. It’s not as if they control their own destiny and they weren’t embarassed yesterday. They just lost. They’ll be able to rebound. it’ll be a race to the end, sure. But they’re still in first.

That’s a fine head of hair!

Jesus, prison has really taken its toll on Phil Spector.

Did someone try to make Phil Spector out of a dried out apple core and squirrel pelts?

“and will create jobs and opportunities for other Detroiters?”

Goddamned camel jockeys are gonna undo the world. The whole situation looks like it came straight out of one of those, over-the-top, Tom Clancy books.

Finally, the lifelong dream of Syrian people to find themselves one day living in Nothern Wahhabistan are coming to fruition. I hope our government spends a billion of our taxes assisting Turks and Saudis in invading that country to establish a oppressive theocracy, just like thr Founding Fathers always wanted.

They should have him compete in the competition tonight

Political commentary aside, how many fucking times have you needed an ambulance?

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

This is a miserable attempt at a joke.

How To Acquire An English Championship Club, by Vincent Tan:

“I know, right!!!”

“Put it in her ass so she can’t file a paternity suit.”