Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Their fans must be crushed

How badly do you have to treat the help in Qatar for Qatar to care?

Sanka, ya dead?

“That’s not so bad.”

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

The trail of blood wouldn’t have been so spread out if only Pappa, a longtime Sounder, had a cup to bleed in.

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

Cogito ergo barrow

They deported it when it failed to prove citizenship?

Impressive.

I don’t understand why that scene wasn’t followed by Paige killing herself. Because that’s how that would have worked out in my house.

THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW THEY’RE FILTHY REDS, PAIGE

Convincing her of what? Hell if the boner isn’t convincing enough, I don’t know what else I can do to get the point across.

“1 for 3 or 1 and 3, either sounds pretty damn efficient to me.”

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

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