+1 Brutal

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Was I the only one hoping this would be the song?

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Chip Kelly fired and Pat Shurmur coach of the Eagles? This is the best week 17 Browns fans have ever had...

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

if nicole simpson wasn’t OJ’s wife, she’d be alive.

SHOVELING SNOW AND HANDLE OF SHOVEL HIT HIM IN GENITALS

“No comment.”

READ LIST OF GRAPHIC PENIS INJURY DESCRIPTIONS.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

As a Lizard Person, Fiorina presumably has a cloaca.

What the fuck are you doing?

THA FACKIN QUEAH KOAHMMIES WAHRH EHSACKLY LIKE RODJAH GOODDUHL

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

A self respecting welsh fucks lambs, not sheep