That’s the nice thing about grandkids. You think, “Oh, wait. I remember this part.” And, hopefully, you do it better the second time around. Or at least you fuck them up in a different way than you did their parents.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

When my grandson comes home from school, I usually greet him with, “Hey, buddy. How you doing? Did you learn anything interesting today?” But he’s 5 and so everything at school is still interesting to him, and he’s glad somebody wants to know. I know it’ll pass but I’m enjoying it while it lasts.

That... is worse. I’m sorry.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

Yeah, this is good advice for basically anyone. I literally cannot remember a single time someone asked me how my day at work was, and I responded with anything other than “meh” or it’s equivalent.

You can easily apply the same principals to adults. Don’t ask me how the fuck work was. I barely managed to NOT strangle my coworkers today.

Im currently 22 and living at home (Just graduated college, got my first fulltime job, saving money and paying student loan debt, yanno, the dream)

As someone who grew up in Mississippi and moved to Seattle. I am very “meh” with tornadoes, but earthquakes scare me.

Fortunately we have a sulfur-free solution:

My first trip to Portland thirteen years ago, this happened:

This week’s episode is live from Lake Creepbegone, where women are finally left in peace and the lying grabby host is banished to the wilderness.

Opening line, “What a dump!”

maybe a...vampire? *wink*

Bernadette Peters is currently starring on Broadway in Hello, Dolly! She definitely still has the voice.

I was over her when she was cast as the Witch in Into The Woods. Her voice is not good enough. It should have been a shot for some Broadway people. And if Bernadette Peters doesn’t have the vocals anymore (big IF) it should have been Donna Murphy.

I think we’ve officially reached peak-Meryl.

I share your hatred of spoiler snowflakes. YOU’VE HAD TIME, PEOPLE!

I’m telling you, anthology series with different books. Season 2 The Rapture of Canaan by Sheri Reynolds.

Would watch Alexander Skarsgard as a zombie.