The second one is so beautiful. The first, not so much.

Are we sure the issue is botox and not restalyne/other fillers?

Typical Michigan trash boy. There are thousands just like him. Can’t believe he has a biracial son. I feel so badly for that kid. I really hope his Mom is stellar because with a Dad like that, it’s just so damaging.

I watched the Vietnam documentary with my Vietnam vet dad and when the topic of “Hanoi Jane” came up he quickly said “oh who cares.”

He still only has interim clearance. While waiting this long is pretty standard for normal peons, it is pretty unusual for someone of Kushner’s status within the Administration to not have been granted his full clearance yet.

I had read somewhere that a group of GOP senators had requested they not get paid while the government is shut down. Because missing out on a couple thousand dollars really means something when you’re worth north of $350,000 and everything is provided for you.

One good thing happened today.

I’m always surprised about how I keep managing to be surprised, but this has surprised me. They basically went in with a “compromise” where they got 99.8% of what they wanted, and then the president just...changed what they wanted, then and there, and those fuckers are like “um, we’re doing THIS now...BLAME THE…

Yeah, trump and Ryan have been saying this whole fucking time that they were going to figure out something for the dreamers. THE WHOLE TIME.

That’s where the saying “Snitches get bitches” comes from!

If I could do a hostile takeover of Congress, I’d require they do not get paid when the federal government is shut down (including their healthcare premiums and former Congresspersons’ pensions!) and I am sure this shit would turn around in a jiffy. I don’t think the government would EVER shut down.

Yeah, this is a case where the Republicans may be acting to the right of their own base. 

Then you’re very fortunate because his voice is very nasal and high pitched.

He has exactly as much charisma as you think he does.

Of course the guy that owns 666 Park Ave. is cool.

Cool, like room temp, because he’s a vampire.

He absolutely is the only one to gets to use crayons. Everyone else has to work with your standard No.2 pencil. Except Ivanka, she gets to use a pen.

I wonder, does each one of the 14 people get their own set of crayons or is Donald the only one who gets to color in the pictures?

Wanna know whats really cool Kush?

Whenever I look at Kushner, or listen to him speak, all I can picture in my mind is this is what it would have been like if Pee-Wee Herman had ever gone mad with power.