I love you for finding this, but hate that I’ve actually seen it.

It’s perfect for the Pig Beach in the Bahamas.

In the immortal words of Rob Stark, “stick em with the pointy end”.

That bathing suit Emily Ratatouille ripped off is ugly. It makes it look like you have six breasts.

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strike the infidels who oppose Allah in the neck

Just fucking resign, dude. There are plenty of progressive women in Minnesota that could be appointed to replace you, many of whom could benefit from a national profile as we get toward 2020. I liked you, but it’s time to go.

Sigh. “I think it’s rather coincidental that everyone they joke around with just happens to be a relatively young women, and that all the named accusers just so happen to be attractive.” Whatever the two anonymous women look like, it’s quite the coincidence that Franken’s warmness only seems to extend to women under…

God yes. I opened a new bank account, and went in for the handshake before I left, and dude hugged me!

I’m sure they would say it’s complimentary.

Yeah, with both Franken and Bush, I think it’s rather coincidental that everyone they joke around with or are warm to just happens to be a relatively young and attractive woman.

Doesn’t sound like you have to pay extra. I think it’s complementary.

“Right now, I’ve been so shocked by all of this that nothing is going to be surprising, I guess. If you had asked me two weeks ago if something like this... if some accusation like this had come forward, I would have been shocked.”

“I can’t say I haven’t done that. I’m very sorry if these women experienced that.”

So is he saying that those asses just grabbed themselves? Or that Mr. Lefty and Mr. Righty have free will independent of his?

if you pony up for tix, i suggest not paying extra for the meet and greet.

I will perpetually hate Avatar for one reason (over all the other ones): Unobtainium.

Pretty sure author was trolling/hot-taking.