Why sue Demi and Idina who were only hired to sing the song? Why not sue the people who actually wrote the song?

Ooooo- I hadn’t thought to call the gate. The SeaTac phone line is completely automated and when I called the airline they re-routed me to the lost and found at the airport😩😩😩

First, that picture is ADORABLE! And I think you did an amazing job of making it work with what you have. The gradient rainbow effect is gorgeous, my daughter would love love love it.

That’s awesome planning on your part! I threw a Friendsgiving party last week and was super excited I was only 10 minutes late serving dinner so you’re way ahead of me!

yeah, agree about the middle class thing.

Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”

We are all Charles this week.

Hired!

Charles ftw.

Charles has had enough of your nonsense, and will pull this car over, if he has to.

Maddy, First in the Corgi/Mini-Aussie Class, loving herding camp:

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

This side eyeing little shit is Charles

I don’t know much of Adam Levine, but his face is punchable. He may be decent or do nice things? I don’t know, but my inner angst starts building when I see him.

I swear to fucking God, I will smack Crazy Little Thing Called Love out of that hack Levine’s over-vibratoed mouth. What the fuck was that. You leave my Freddie alone.

I invite you to visit Whole Foods and wait 38 goddamn minutes on the “12-ish items or less” line because you made the foolish decision to stop in for a goddamn cookie and a St. Croix (which is its own stupid decision).

I like Trader Joe’s for their good prices on reasonably high quality products. But I hate shopping there, and despise, with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns ,every other shopper in there. Parking their cart in the middle of one of those narrow aisles to wander off in search of pumpkin flavored something…

Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s is by far the fucking worst, especially if it’s in a city. Always crowded, a bunch of dipshits picking through ingredients like they’re on Top Chef, and that fucking bell that rings every 30 seconds. I like most of their stuff there but would give up one of my children to never have to shop…

They’ve taken “confuse people with the floor plan so they never leave” to an art.

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.