Im AC with that

Yeah, as long as there's only one, standing still, on his knees, in front of you.

It's clever idea, eh?

Sure, but see that hexagon thing? It has mesh webbing stretched between it's arms. It's lowered directly onto the branches and foliage of the treetops. Once there it sits firmly in place as long as weight limits aren't exceeded.

I'm fifteen years into this, so I am able to answer your question with authority: we're too busy talking shit about other people, man.

If you are typing with two hands and not using landscape mode you are older than 60.

Well, people think the weather is terrible in Upstate NY all the time. Actually, it's only terrible 9 months of the year.

Guns are only dangerous when used for their intended purpose.

fair point. i agree. the accountability is key

I'm going to go with because she looks like (or is, I can't tell) the actress who played Nina from Fringe.

I once accidentally hit 'Reply All' to my entire company - a huge media conglomerate, with thousands of employees across the country - with an email that simply said, "Jeremy Piven."

Han, Purple.

All of these comments lead me to assume that an umbrella sleeve is just another term for foreskin.