That was you guys, huh? Watched you from my office window...

I've long held that telekinesis is one of the best super powers. In addition to being able to move stuff with your mind, you can fly.

It's not the wand, it's the magician.

To be fair: people should realize it's a more than serious issue and not wear their stupid santa suits to a protest. All the santas were right to not join the protest, just for the wrong reasons.

Scotch.

Ha! "Weirdly High"

Actually, my spine already had this problem before Apple launched the first iPhone. So now I'm all 90-degree-angle-of-pain.