I love how Blade basically did nothing, and Young John Travolta was embarrassing Old John Travolta but survived anyways.

3) cook some goddamn food.

Database table associations in Rails are some of the coolest, most powerful, and confusing things I’ve ever come across. The end.

1. Spiderman

I have...exactly zero idea of what just happened.

No, come on...this is AMERICA. Anyone with access to a gun has had proper training on when and how it’s safe to discharge said firearm! We don’t allow irrational/untrained humans to own or operate guns! Anyone shooting at a drone clearly has sufficient know-how to do so safely. Absolutely nothing could go wrong here!

The dictionary. And I’d have to Google how many words it has, but I’m too lazy and we keep adding words like “twerk.,” soooo...

Haha...so maybe this is one of those things you go into it with low expectations on finding what you need :)

This has yet to be ratified by the Greek Prime Minister himself but it’s pretty much in the bag.

On the front. And the back. And the left. And the right...I’m just saying, that could get old.

You will never remember which cube the thing you want is in.

We’re sure this wasn’t just the Hulk skipping rocks?

It’s taken me these many years, but I’ve finally found my calling.

You said it. Bad horse. I was so mad when they put that in...

I feel like there’s a certain 20’s charm to that though. Now you just need one of those retro fridges...? But also, I like your system much better. :)

Oh man...told family in Florida how big my apt. was...he got out a measuring tape and actually confirmed his garage was 100 square feet bigger. Ha!

A) I accept your brandy offering. B) No more sarcastic jokes for you...you will miss the joke part C) Don’t bother reading my other comments, above yours, which actually make it explicit that I’m just kidding.

Do not assume I’m not just being a smartass and actually grew up somewhere rural. ;-)

I am poor, that is true. I grew up in Colorado though and we actually had a rash of some dude wandering around new developments with just a regular garage door opener (no open-source equipment or hacking required) to see which ones would open for him. With this fixed-code system garage door makers use it’s only a…

That’s it! But it’s special piss.