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oh my god this is the greatest cosplay in history

That “Mountain Hut” looks like something Steve Jobs shit out of his dick. Can we please stop importing yuppie, contemporary snooze-cubes to every conceivable corner of what used to be unreachable wilderness? Please?

Hornet! Apply directly to brain!

provo. nothing beats provo.

There is nothing to fear comrade! You cannot die until Putin says you can! So, do not worry, my friend. The Reaper will cower in fear until The President’s blessing is given.

Unless you’ve selected the correct gun.

Please don’t fire your gun into the sky trying to shoot down a drone.

How I felt about Amazon Prime Day.

The real question is the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer. The Enterprise probably has a technological edge, but the Star Destroyer might be able to overwhelm it with sheer power.

A temporary resting place, like... AirBeeNBee?

I never remember what cabinet I put things in when they only open to the front, so I guess I was thinking it’s not any worse. I guess if you are the kind of person who remembers where things are after you close the drawer, or shut a cabinet this could be annoying.

The Hobbit. My mum taught me to read using this book - having cast aside the idea of using “See Spot run,” sort of books in favour of teaching me proper reading. I started learning with it when I was 3, but it took me until I was 4-and-a-half to be able to read it on my own. Then it took me about another three years

Lmao well... it’s my parents’ house. My home had an automatic garage door, so I moved out of fear of a hacker breaking in ;). I’ll let them know their Michigander ways elect a need for an even more out of date method of cold storage than their 20-year old refrigerator.

I have a three car garage. I must be a multi-billionaire!

I did look at those legs.

The good news is, where I live we’re so poor that we don’t even have an automatic garage door opener. We have a garage door with a lock and a handle you turn and pull towards yourself to lift the door up. Crazy right? We’re basically neanderthals.