This is one of the coolest things I've ever heard of.

I've long held that telekinesis is one of the best super powers. In addition to being able to move stuff with your mind, you can fly.

So the dragon wins in 2/3 scenarios, and only loses in the 3rd if it's not looking? I'm gonna go ahead and say you're gonna need more than an Apache to take out a dragon...at least more than one.

Is "Other" code for "all of the above, often at the same time" as I surely hope it does?

It's not the wand, it's the magician.

*Looks for bigfoot. Does not find bigfoot. Concludes that bigfoot is not a myth.*

My wife is my best friend because I don't make friends well, so she's stuck with me. Poor girl.

The mines wouldn't slow them down for long, but the fauna was curious and would surely draw their attention. "And that's all we need," Atrius thought as she towed another cluster into its floating position, "just a little more time..."

My nose is always cold. My wife made fun of me for that last night, in fact, and I never wear a hat out of doors (I have a small head, and hats make me look a bit like I'm dying).

It was you!

Only viable alternative: have anti-chokey thingy pre-attached to the vacuum at all times (except when vacuuming anything other than people's esophagus, I suppose), keep it plugged in always, hope there isn't too much vampire electricity expended/too many house fires started.

In other news: a man died after his stomach lining was accidentally vacuumed out of his body by neighbor, close friend.

I was just thinking that.

All valid points, with the exception of taking 15 minutes to talk about how Smaug took over the lonely mountain. I get that it could have been shorter, but the plot of 3 movies (dumb choice) rested on that, so better make people understand very clearly why a group of hodgepodge dwarfs and a hobbit would bother trying…

I love how at the 0:35 mark he uses a remote to stop it. Apparently they haven't figured out stopping yet...

To be fair: people should realize it's a more than serious issue and not wear their stupid santa suits to a protest. All the santas were right to not join the protest, just for the wrong reasons.

And the Snookie.

Sigh. I'm still colorblind I guess. Took me a while to see what was even going on.

I would have spelled it with 2 z's myself...

R2's best Han impression?