My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

who?

When couples get divorced, I generally feel sorry for the kids but, nope, not gonna do it here.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

Then I imagine most conservative members of the Senate will take “consent” the way they do in other scenarios. Where silence mean “yes” and “no” means “probably.”

Right. Grandma prayed, grandpa left a loaded gun lying around - I voted for a pro-gun-control Congressman. I’ve never met this family, I don’t even live in the same state, but I did 100x more to try to save their child than they did.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Well i don’t speak German but it looks like from the English translation his lawsuit has been filed in a German court, and the basis for the complaint is alleged violations of Germany’s privacy laws.

You do have absolute freedom to drive whatever you want. You just have to build your own roads.

I’d be worried about the performance of the rich kids whose parents hovered over every homework assignment, paid for special tutors and coaches at every turn and hired consultants for the college application process to get them into schools that would be beyond their reach.

Who?

I grew up living next door to my maternal grandparents. They were wonderful grandparents who were very loving and giving. Throughout my childhood and adolescence I typically went and hung with them five or six times a week.

Foreign national is a funny way to spell American Citizen.

Been a K1 loyalist for years and have been asked many times by skeptics if I really think there’s a difference. And if you drink vodka straight, you all know the difference between an icy cold tumbler of Ketel vs a Skyy while on a plane (like swallowing shards of metal).

I’m a little surprised to see you left Belvedere off the tasting roster - that and Ketel One are preferred for me, but Absolut or Svedka will do in a pinch.

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

It doesn’t sound like they couldn’t afford to have children though; just that they couldn’t afford to have one of the parents out of work.

A for-profit preschool run by a former model with no educational background in early childhood education? Who the hell is sending their kids there?

Please do not show up on the first day of school, smile to my face, then gossip behind my back and expect me to take care of your child each day.

She’s like a Mini-Miscavige. I mean metaphorically, not literally, because Miscavige is like really short.