It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

Lighten up man.

There’s cheap food that’s healthier than poor people tend to eat. The problem with it though is it 1) requires more time to prepare and 2) sometimes requires learning at least some basic cooking skills.

Her feelings aren’t relevant. She can absolutely believe that same-sex marriage is wrong; she can’t be an agent of the state and ignore the laws she doesn’t agree with.

No shit, heck if the cops can charge you with assault for spitting on them, it should definitely be cause to kick someone out of a business and ban them for life. I think “When she was told we didn’t have the full menu after 2 pm, she spat on my daughter.” would be plenty of reason for why she was banned for any sane…

Any bar that has Steelers fans in it is a bar ruined.

This.

This is way funnier than it has any logical right to be.

Darrrrryylllll - Strawberry witbier

Very bitter.

Lee Carvallo’s - this American wheat is so refreshing after a hot day of lawn mowing the only challenge will be putting it down!

Lemon Behind That Rock. Just a simple lager with a hint of Lemon.

I Call the Big One Bitey. A pale ale with a strong finish.

Can of Borrowed Feeling

Skittle-brau or GTFO!

There’s a real unhinged genius/outsider art aspect to the piece. Within ten years, she’ll either have written the next “Confederacy of Dunces,” or we’ll all be dead by her hand.

The correct spelling of “Sarbanes Oxley” and subsequent misspelling of "freakin" is what disturbed me the most...well that and the murder reference

The Sarbanes Oxley reference really threw me off. Now I’m not sure what we’re dealing with.

Twitter is easy to explain to people of the 50’s

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.