When a random loonie calls and says he climbed a snow topped mountain to kill himself, rather than sending 6 people possibly to their death getting him back, tell him to have a nice day and hang up.

Not if it’s in the lease she agreed to.

Because it’s in the lease?

People get murdered ALL THE FUCKING TIME too, doesn’t make it legal.

How do you bean a pitcher, in the American League, where they don’t hit?

“Today, Politico’s DC-famous newsletter Playbook went off, y’all.”

What was their playoff record against the Cavs since this guy took control?

“And those youths had to bust their fucking asses and eat shit....”

Know anyone who could translate this into English for you?